REALITY RELIEF IS JUST A SOAK AWAY – You’ve selflessly spent the day policing the words and actions of others, and it’s time to relax, but how Slip into a warm tub of Yes, I’m Offended Bath Soak!
BEING CHRONICALLY OFFENDED IS HARD WORK – This indulgent bath soak relaxes tired, stiff, abnormally angry muscles and melts away stress associated with a full day of hypersensitivity. The premium sea salts will whisk you away to a happy place where you’re not responsible for furrowing your brows in disapproval at absolute strangers.
LAVENDER TO AVOID OFFENDING OTHERS – A ludicrous number of focus groups comprised of an even number of men and women representing every demographic humanly possible agree that lavender is by far the most pleasant, gender-neutral bath salt fragrance available. Enjoy … moderately.
SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE MEDITERRANEAN SEA SALTS – Yes, I’m Offended Bath Soak is made of rich, premium bath salts, designed to ease tension and leave your body feeling just the right amount of soothed and serene as to not risk upsetting anyone about anything … ever.
HILARIOUS THERAPEUTIC BATH SALTS FOR THE DELIGHTFULLY SARCASTIC – If you find the constantly offended to be ridiculously offensive, I’m Offended Bath Soak is just the laugh you need. Relax and rejuvenate after a good giggle with 23 ounces of this funny gift for women.
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