DAM, THAT’S RELAXING – Tired beavers need rejuvenation, and there’s nothing more relaxing than a long, luxurious dip in a warm, pink Beaver Bath Soak! Tranquil beaver today, busy beaver tomorrow.
DON’T BE CAUGHT WITH A DIRTY BEAVER – Respected experts agree that a clean beaver always gets more wood. When it smells like a swamp, action has to be taken. Dirty beavers are sad, lonely, hungry beavers. A gleaming beaver is a happy, well-fed beaver that will be turning wood away.
HILARIOUS BEAVER BATH SALTS MAKE THE BEST GIFTS FOR FRIENDS – This funny, naughty gag gift for women will make loosening up after a long day a giggle-worthy home spa experience. Packed with 23 ounces of indulgent, soothing bath crystals this silly present is sure to have any beaver receiver tickled pink.
A BEAVER YOU CAN BE PROUD OF – An exhausting day of gnawing on one thick log after another can take a toll on even the most well-coifed pelt. Bad beaver hair days aren’t good for anyone. Fortunately, Beaver Bath Soak penetrates even the thickest fur for a truly dazzling beaver.
A BEAVER FOR EVERY OCCASION – This is the perfect home spa gift to give as a birthday present, funny white elephant exchange gift, stocking stuffer, or just because someone you care about could really use a hot, wet beaver soak. And, don’t forget, beavers are so great, men love them too!